idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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