This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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