Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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