Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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