dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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