Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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