I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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