I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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