THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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