How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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