On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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