Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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