C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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