just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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