wakey wakey hands off snakey
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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