You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
