i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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