i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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