Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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