he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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