He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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