But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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