She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
...so i touched it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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