Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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