So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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