FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
