We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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