I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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