I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
one two three fourrrrnication!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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