it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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