so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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