Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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