My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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