you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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