If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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