i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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