i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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