No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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