..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
