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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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