it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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