I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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