Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i think i have herpe
just one?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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