he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
be right there i have to get my cape
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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