Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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