Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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