Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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