I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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