I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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