How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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