ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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