You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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