I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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