Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
there is another microwave in the elevator.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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