I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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