Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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