the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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