around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
